The courtroom learns that breaking up is hard to do this week when Jason Soto (“Whatever with Jason Soto” Podcast) airs his grievances with the 2009 romantic comedy “500 Days of Summer.” *** Prosecutor: Jason Soto. Defense: Big Ben Haslar. Judge: The Honorable Maynard Bangs. Jurors: Dylan J. Schlender, Ryan Luis Rodriguez, Robb Maynard. *** Advisory: Silvana Carranza. Prologue: Kirk R. Thatcher. Original Theme: WT Golden.