We once again prove that family films bring out the worst in us when Professor Jeremy Black re-joins the court to pit the 2004 comedy “Shrek 2” against another all-ages sequel, 2017’s “Paddington 2.” *** “Shrek 2:” Jeremy Black. “Paddington 2:” Ryan Luis Rodriguez. Judge: The Honorable Dylan J. Schlender. Jurors: Robb Maynard, Big Ben Haslar, Dylan J. Schlender. *** Advisory: Silvana Carranza. Prologue: Kirk R. Thatcher. Original Theme: WT Golden.